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Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6455) - you deserved it (42548)

On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)

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Try knocking them out with your house keys.

#2 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:21am by FYLDeep

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I'll get them for you.

I want catnip in exchange.

#4 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:21am by MissGrinch

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