Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5646) - you deserved it (39640)
On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)
thatsucks's life also sucksToday, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just…
awesome also deserved itToday, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put…
Try knocking them out with your house keys.
#2 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:21am by FYLDeep
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+22 | 25
I'll get them for you.
I want catnip in exchange.
#4 - On 10/04/2010 at 3:21am by MissGrinch
+11 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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