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Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37167) - you deserved it (11355)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by suckatlifeeexo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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LOL.
#1 your a jerk.
anyway, that sucks, but if your a girl, how did you fall on top of a guy? girls and guys dont swim relays together. anyway its not like you could do anything about it right before you dove off, so it woulda just been easier to swim the whole thing and tuck it back in when you finished and were still in the water.
its not that big of a deal i mean everyone knows girls have to wear tampons when they swim.

#4 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:20am by audereyy

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#1 I'm glad your life goal is now complete.

OP: You deserve it. Sorry, but if you're going to put yourself in any kind of high pressure situation with others counting on you like that, you gotta get over little things like tampon strings.

#2 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:18am by washburn

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