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Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16405) - you deserved it (5757)

On 09/19/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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haha woops!

#1 - On 09/19/2010 at 6:12am by philpip

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That Happened To Me But In A McDonalds C(x Stupid Emergency Exit Doors

#4 - On 09/19/2010 at 6:16am by SkullCanddi

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