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Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P
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Friday 5 February 2016