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Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the women's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38408) - you deserved it (3203)

On 04/25/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by GreenMonstR (man) - United States (California)

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#7 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:42am by Kimienxtc

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Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

#6 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:39am by Julle

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