Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
I agree, your life sucks (36951) - you deserved it (2800)
On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
sammatthews2007's life also sucksToday, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him…
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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.
#26 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:10am by burdenofaday
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Does your mom have a phone number?
#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:19am by z
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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