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Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

#26 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:10am by burdenofaday

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Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

#9 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:33am by Sciamachy

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