Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
I agree, your life sucks (32110) - you totally deserved it (2032)
On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Yeah, your body exists for other people to use, and your worth is limited to the pleasure men get out of your body. Nobody will care about you for anything else, right? It doesn't really matter what YOU want.
Way to contribute to rape culture, mom.
#5 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:35am by C!
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/7619
^This would never have happened if the poster had a mum like yours to advise her XD
Explained by the moms, it's easier than explained by us, guy...
#8 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:17am by factory
@10, aural = ear...Since the mother said explore ALL orifices..
#11 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:46am by anony
Yeah #5 that's exactly what was said. The mom said go get raped.
Anyway, I'm assuming your mom hasn't even thought of some of the sick crap these people are referencing. There isn't a man on the planet that will complain if he is getting sex and the semi-regular BJ though.
#12 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:50am by PFog
the advice is great! the image of my mom doing anal is not. FML
#14 - On 02/25/2009 at 8:44am by 3lended7wice
good advice mom, hey tell your mom to call me so i can get your name and number and maybe i can explore your aural!! #10 you are a dumbass
#20 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:40am by too funny
#9, nasal is nasty but aural is really not bad at all. I've been licked around the ear, in the ear, and it feels nice. I mean of course for the licker, he or she should make sure your ears are clean first.
#25 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:07am by Tim
My mother told me, "listen to your parents' advice, but make your own educated choices."
#28 - On 02/25/2009 at 11:37am by alwaysalady
wow! "let your man do whatever he wants to you"
nice advise mom :|
I say if I guy wants anal sex, he should accept to shove a dildo up his first
that's only fair :D
#29 - On 02/25/2009 at 12:09pm by alanajoy
not something a mom should be saying to a daughter at all. Unless she is trying reverse psychology than i can understand that
#31 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:10pm by andy
i want to meet your mother i would explore every wear and leave my secret ingredient in it...
#33 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:22pm by thebigguy
What guy hasn't stuck something up their asses? Get some prostate pressure while you knock one out! Women should stop being all uptight about anal, you can have some pretty awesome g-spot orgasms if you take control and show the guy how to do it (If he's new to it)
#36 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:49pm by Eosdominus
To #29, at a certain age, guys get to have their doctor stick their finger up his ass, and pay for it. Is that not enough payback?
#38 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:35pm by Hungry
haha #38, I know what you're saying but women have things stuffed up them all the time
i go to the gyno and have cold metal steel put in me..i've had my gyno put 3 fingers up my ass so she can feel my ovaries better
and we do this once a year for the majority of our lives
sorry you don't get sympathy :)
lol!!
#39 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:04pm by alanajoy
#38 -- hungry -- thats only payback for the guy if his dick as as big as a finger... and which case, he's already been punished his whole life with a laughably small penis.
#39 -- alanajoy -- lucky doctor.
@ #25
Ain't that the truth.
Its also a big gateway for stimulus if you get what I'm gettin at.
#43 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:15pm by that_one_guy
@ #39, seriously?? I've had a dozen gynecologists in different cities, and not one ever put anything up my ass. Sounds like your doc is...special.
#44 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:17pm by dopey
#42 very funny LOL
#44 - yeah I've asked everyone around me - about half of the people I've spoken to get checked anally too...about half don't.. my gyno said she prefers to do it because you feel much more and you're more likely to find it if something is wrong -- I definitely don't enjoy it, but it's quick and painless, so :P loll!
#45 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:20pm by alanajoy
#29 LMAO.. many women would be surprised how often they would get "OK" as an answer to that... now what do you do?
# 46 ---> if my guy were willing to put a dildo up his ass, I definitely would agree to anal sex! How could I not?? loll
#47 - On 02/25/2009 at 7:23pm by alanajoy
ooo girllllll
well, I'll stick it in your bum i'll stick it in your ear, I'll stick it in the usual spotsss.
I 'll stretch out your nose and stick it 'tween your toes .
A just cause it could be fun, you can take out your glass eye and then I should be done.
(to the tune of somewhere over the rainbow)
#52 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:46pm by oootimmy
You guys missed the point. It's the key to a happy marriage, not the key to getting a boyfriend in the first place.
It can simply be taken as "be completely open to your husband; not excluding sexually."
#57 - I think YOU missed the point lol -- it's fucked up because mothers aren't supposed to say that to their daughters
#58 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:26pm by taniap
#36- The Majority.
On the same note, most guys have NOT tried to suck their own dick either
#60 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:13pm by random
@#60: Ha. Most guys -- probably all of them -- HAVE tried at least once. Only a few ever succeed, though. :P
#61 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:54pm by burdenofaday
I wish I was your father, your mother sounds like my type of woman. Sex is suppose to be consensual, only do what is within your comfort level.... but, keep an open mind
well, it's good advice! but, she should have included that you don't HAVE to do anything that you don't want to do.
#72 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:23pm by InspiredByGaGa
