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Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8244) - you deserved it (25810)

On 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by charlie043 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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The boyfriend is always picking up trash, just like his father.

#3 - On 09/11/2010 at 3:12am by Ignorance

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The woman you're about to marry never told you what her father did for a living?

#10 - On 09/11/2010 at 3:19am by FFML_314

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