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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Hahahhaaaaa!:)

#1 - On 09/09/2010 at 1:02pm by carleigh2424

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So I'm guessing they don't call those lil waist pouches "fanny packs" in the UK lol

#26 - On 09/09/2010 at 1:15pm by WiseGuy79

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