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Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11084) - you deserved it (37578)

On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

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screaming kids suck

#1 - On 09/09/2010 at 10:18am by ajohnson2318

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I feel for you, OP. I usually love kids, but if I hear another one screaming uncontrollably on the bus or at work, I am going to kill something. even worse because 90% of the time, parents don't even try to tell them off. some don't even glance down at the kid as it screams loud enough to shatter glass. e_o

#13 - On 09/09/2010 at 10:25am by alewiina

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