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Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.

#1 - On 09/06/2010 at 5:22pm by brianjman14

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You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.

#2 - On 09/06/2010 at 5:22pm by KBruce317

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