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Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML


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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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You can almost taste the rabies. :o

#4 - On 09/05/2010 at 6:07am by malheartsnutmeg

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mmmm...tastes like chicken

#3 - On 09/05/2010 at 6:06am by lionandthelamb61

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