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Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10033) - you deserved it (56883)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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YOU DESERVE IT FOR THROWING SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW WHILE DRIVING!!!

#8 - On 08/18/2010 at 5:13pm by BluPenguin

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FML: cruel and intolerant to smokers and fat people.

#12 - On 08/18/2010 at 5:15pm by tabernac

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