Geek and Delivery: Geeking out

Geeking out

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 09:25

Today, I finally received my new computer in the mail. I was so excited, I kissed the box. The truck driver definitely noticed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sam - 21/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I ordered more memory and a new hard drive for my computer. I can't remember the last time I was this excited about something. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 03:02 - Canada

Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 January 2017 9:38

It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 20 January 2017 9:48

That is definitely a new level of excitement!!

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 January 2017 9:38

It's ok. Most guys are pretty cool watching girls kissing boxes. ;)

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 20 January 2017 9:48

That is definitely a new level of excitement!!

jcash52426 5

Friday 20 January 2017 12:13

Why didn't you kiss the computer. Also isn't that box covered in germs.

species4872 19

Saturday 21 January 2017 19:26

Who cares, it was NEW.

undebatable52419 5

Friday 20 January 2017 14:21

we've all been there

TMO2142 25

Friday 20 January 2017 17:32

Getting a new pc is one of the best things in the world

species4872 19

Friday 20 January 2017 18:36

Just think how excited your cat will be... a new box.

shitstorm28 11

Friday 20 January 2017 21:17

might as well take it a step further. make eye contact, lick the box, and wink at him.

trucker2 33

Saturday 21 January 2017 2:54

Hey probably thought your new sex toy arrived....giggles

brenton490 19

Saturday 21 January 2017 5:10

It's okay I kissed all the boxes my computer parts came in as well!

iswearimhuman 12

Saturday 21 January 2017 13:52

"We all have hobbies."

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Today, one of my friends confessed his love for me and said he wanted to be more than friends. Jaded by guys who only wanted one thing, I pushed him away saying, “Oh really, is that what you think you need to say to get in my pants?” He frowned and stormed off. Later, I found out he really did want a relationship. FML

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Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

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Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML

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Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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Today, I went on a first date. It started out OK, but halfway through he began "debating" me, talking just like Ben Shapiro. I thought he was joking, or at least satirising the worst way you could talk during a date. I was wrong; he was serious. I'm still not sure what set him off, but I couldn't get a word in edgeways in after that. FML

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Geeking out

Same thing different taste

Nice way to end the day

Lonely boi

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