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Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28930) - you deserved it (3133)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Be lucky she wasn't talking about vaginal infections or her sex life. Seriously, it could have been a lot more painful...

#76 - On 08/18/2010 at 12:57pm by nerdsgetmehot

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Your life is not effed.

#10 - On 08/18/2010 at 10:11am by GreenDayRHCP

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