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Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23977) - you deserved it (2533)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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