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Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by slowrunner (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Wow... Hm...
I don't really know what to say but that is... sad
I am sorry

(Also, NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST. So shut up)

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:01pm by panda_bear511

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Don't worry, you will improve!! I was in track and cross country and used to lose every single race, but I kept improving every year and I started doing really well! That's the thing about running, you really see AMAZING improvements. Have fun and believe in yourself!! Pushing your body will make you improve fastest. (And don't run too much because you might get flat foot like I did :S)

#7 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:08pm by susie1234_5678

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