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Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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Why were you sitting like that in the first place...?

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:34am by Arbitrary

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anyone other than me think c**t might mean cl*t and not c*nt?

#21 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:45pm by myselfdfs

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