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Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43767) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by jcc (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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Why were you sitting like that in the first place...?

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:34am by Arbitrary

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Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:51am by N_aero

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