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Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48849) - you deserved it (4484)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by stanky (woman) - United States (Washington)

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If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:15am by Alanna_Vicious

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Lawl "make a stinky".

#16 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:48am by Sessee

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