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Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54149) - you deserved it (5043)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by stanky (woman) - United States (Washington)

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If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:15am by Alanna_Vicious

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Today, I was hanging out with this girl that I know likes me. I realized I liked her back and I was getting ready to ask her out when her mom walked in and said, "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky." I resubmitted my personal ad that night. FML

#9 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:06am by xxwilkywayxx

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