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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13549) - you deserved it (52563)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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hahahahahahahhaha man periods.

#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 1:12pm by Lindsaykae

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Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.

#10 - On 07/24/2010 at 1:15pm by margie4peace

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