By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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Lindsaykae 0

hahahahahahahhaha man periods.

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margie4peace 11

Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.

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mobchick16 0

your girlfriend was a bitch,I'm sry but u did prove her point tho

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jordan75_fml 0

u mustuv hopped on your menstral cycle and went to town!

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colorstocanyons 0

Yep, tell him to man up from behind your computer screens. Not only hypocritical (and no, this isn't, because I'm not telling him to "man up"), but incredibly immature. Then again maturity is for those stupid womenly folk, isn't it? Also, to OP, she was a bitch, but it wasn't exactly the best way to react to her breaking up with you.

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osirisfrost 0

might wanna give your mom a call, ask her to reach in her purse and give you back your balls. sounds like you've been without them too long.

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aardvarkish 15

She must have been a tornado in bed.

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rileykins 0

hahahahaha your girlfriends a badass.

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imasummerloverx3 0

apparently you think you're a girl to...

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ralphgragasin 0

girlfriend win!

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