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Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (8602)

On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States

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I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.

#2 - On 07/20/2010 at 2:56am by VoodooGypsy

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Oh the HORROR!

#14 - On 07/20/2010 at 3:02am by CallMeHush

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