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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
...and the moral of the story is "never get pregnant".
Just kidding; I understand that (almost) anyone seeking a new home should try to check it out. Dealing with chemical sensitivity is tough, too. Did you just stand around taking it until you burst, or did you "drop everything" within a very few seconds?
Also, get tested/evaluated for hyperemesis gravidarum. It's Medical for "when I'm knocked up, I vomit a lot".
I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014