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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38725) - you deserved it (3046)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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