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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40553) - you deserved it (3249)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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...and the moral of the story is "never get pregnant".

Just kidding; I understand that (almost) anyone seeking a new home should try to check it out. Dealing with chemical sensitivity is tough, too. Did you just stand around taking it until you burst, or did you "drop everything" within a very few seconds?

Also, get tested/evaluated for hyperemesis gravidarum. It's Medical for "when I'm knocked up, I vomit a lot".

#17 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:13pm by EverWatcher

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She didn't have to be all ready sick, the odor of the house made her sick. How was she suppose to know the house would stink?

#26 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:25pm by fantome

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