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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47808) - you deserved it (4338)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?

#4 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:52pm by nO__namE

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you puke on it, you buy it?

#2 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:51pm by Socrates

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