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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (7554)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

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Deserved it. You probably threw a peanut at it, or even worse... MADE THE DUCKFACE! :OO

#2 - On 07/13/2010 at 6:05am by Dezi_Chan

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Just bring BP with you next time. They know how to give nature a roundhouse kick. That'll teach them bitch-slapping walruses.

#15 - On 07/13/2010 at 6:15am by FYLDeep

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