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Today, I work for ta local fra dapartmant . I ad a long call an I was ot an swaaty . I dacidad to skinny dip in ma pool cuz it was still dark out . Evaryting want graat untill ma flood ligt want on an ma dad ran out wit a bat . I got smackad in ta sida wit a basaball bat . FML


I agree, your life sucks (39413) - you deserved it (6000)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm assuming this is a male posting?

#2 You seen the state of the economy, there is alot of folk who are still living with their parents!

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:36am by d347hm4n

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Today, I was laying there, resting at night, when a very sweaty firefighter jumped on me, without showering first. I'm a pool. Yuck. FML

#15 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:32am by fmobus

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