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Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30787) - you deserved it (4208)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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