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Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32437) - you deserved it (4485)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm assuming this is a male posting?

#2 You seen the state of the economy, there is alot of folk who are still living with their parents!

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:36am by d347hm4n

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...if the flood light came on, shouldn't your dad have seen it was you, and not someone he wanted to beat with his bat?

#7 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:55am by so_me

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