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Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Maybe you should recommend those drugs to your mom...but then again you could be a bitch :D

#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:55pm by NGM_KID

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"Today, my daughter told me she was on anti-depressants. I told her, 'That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And you're kind of a bitch.' 10 hours later, she burst through the door with a tommy gun. FML"

#15 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:06pm by Kamazar

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