YDI for being born.

ninja style samari metal pole climb that shit storm the gates (tenacious D anyone)

damn *samurai

That is so worth it! I wish someone would wake me up at 4 AM to show me pictures of sushi!

48- You want to see my sushi pictures too? FINE....

Sushi > sleep

Figure I'd tell everyone: There is no such thing as a ghost, only rookie Ninjas.

Wake him up at 4 in the morning and feed him sushi ;)

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

Better be pictures of sushi being laid on sexy Japanese girls, google for references!

He did it Gangnam Style.

I can agree with this. Sushi = win. However, it must be creative sushi. This is a " you deserve it for not going to eat sushi with him " but " fyl for being randomly woken up at 4 am. " I hope it was good sushi.

#24 - It doesn't say the OP was asleep nor woken up. Just that the older brother burst into OP's room at 4 AM.

43 - I think OP is implying that his little brother woke him up

#46 - Older* brother :)

California rolls, fake sushi. Or, rather, American sushi.

What if he was wackin it off when his brother came in? I'm sure he was awake if he knows his brother "stormed" in.

and SALTY! :D

Sounds punny

Im sorry but this is not very fml worthy

Wait, the new sushi magazine is out?

I don't get it...

Most of your comments are stupid. It's probably best if you stop altogether.

You're an idiot... Just stop

45 & 51, it isn't neither of your places to tell someone that they should stop using FML.

I am still trying to figure out what the hell you meant ... So?

Sushi = fish = ******. I've heard it used in that way before, albeit stupidly.

I don't get what you're saying... So theres a bunny with a pancake on it's head...?

Tough crowd =/

Du wohnt in Deutschland? Kennst du Deutsch?

#89 NEIN also ruhe auf den billigen plätzen.

you're conjugation sucks ass boy.

Well 55 to be fair, it isn't your place to tell people it isn't their place to tell someone to stop using FML.

If you don't like someone's comments just bury them and move on with your life. Only the mods decide which comments are truly bad enough to be removed, and which users are truly bad enough to be banned. So no, it's not any commenter's place to tell anyone else what to do. Yes, the comments might be stupid, yes, you may voice your opinion on them, but telling the person to leave is just being an asshole.

45 and 51, chill out. She made a comment, you didn't understand it, whoopdy-******' doo. Get on with your lives.

108- it was, and I do mean was, your place to tell 55 that.

You never disappoint. Lol

Thumbs up if you googled it.

I know what someone does with their spare time...

But why a kindle...

Because a phone screen is too small, and people can see what you've looked at on a computer.

"Sushi some sushi"? What?

Hey bro I heard you like sushi so I put a roll of sushi in your sushi so you can eat sushi while eating sushi. You just gotta love memes like this one :)

That should be a roll-inside-a-roll called the "Xzibit Roll".

71- I think "Sushiception" might be a better suggestion :)