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Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15980) - you deserved it (36326)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

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