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Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

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shhe/he wasn't steroetyping, guys. Stereotyping would be if you've never met the guy, and assumed he was a soul man. She knew him, and was talking to him, and everything, and said her teacher reminded her of them. It'd be completely different to see a bblack guy you don't know, and assume they're soulful.
She wasn't being a dick.

#20 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:36pm by sweetjosephine

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Telling your teacher that he reminds you of a blaxploitation star is kinda... ill advised...

#8 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:52pm by blackclouds

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