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Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38132) - you deserved it (2770)

On 02/06/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by pointlessperson (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Hey, don't say fuck your life. I say fuck your friend. What an ingrate.

#6 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:22pm by calikola

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Even if she had "depression" or whatever, it's no excuse for the friend putting that up on the internet to humiliate her. If she was depressed, she shouldn't dealt with her own problems instead of blurting "my friends are pointless" to the internet. How disrespectful.

#25 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:27pm by necomni

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