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Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Even if he had a nametag, why would you yell at him? "Hey, you work here! You must know exactly what's wrong with the TV I bought from some other employee a while ago!"

#3 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:37am by tempaccount

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YDI for just walking in and yelling. This should go on

#2 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:36am by Hydra

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