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Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21556) - you deserved it (76022)

On 04/18/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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