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Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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Why the fuck would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:06pm by judgeymcjudge

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Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:04pm by QJD

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