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Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38722) - you deserved it (2519)

On 05/23/2010 at 8:22pm - misc - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You've got an excuse to PMS.

#4 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:08am by Erebane

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omg that suckkks! midol anyone?

#10 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:10am by xobarbienickkxo

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