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Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22077) - you deserved it (2974)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

fml's life also sucks
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and…

Candy also deserved it
Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each…

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Bloody Mary!!
Brandy Alexander?
Are you asian? Mai Tai?
Dr. Pepper?
Tom Collins?
Jolly Rancher?
Jolly Roger?

Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!!







Not stirred...

#16 - On 05/21/2010 at 1:00pm by f_alltheirlives

See in context

+39 | 3

Jack!

#4 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:54pm by warplayer

See in context

+17 | 2

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