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Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6017) - you deserved it (29799)

On 05/13/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by errints234234 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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and you couldn't smell your hair burning while you were burning it off?....riiiight.....

#3 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:06am by angrynerdsr0ck

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Dumbass.

#16 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:15am by FYLDeep

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