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Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (305357)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Really? Are you that stupid? YDI

#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:50am by ptrek85

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Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?

#5 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:57am by ariaofdoom

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