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Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10032) - you deserved it (47912)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

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