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Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
how do you not see the window is down? thats more of an FHL for having to wear an eye patch
She should poke you in both eyes just for being stupid :[.
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Monday 30 November 2015