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Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9364) - you deserved it (27044)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:22pm - misc - by FailAtLife - United States (Illinois)

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why not walk off like its not your car until they leave or call a locksmith.... it would be more efficient than calling managers of a restaurant to your aid .........

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:26am by commonsense

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I wouldnt have gotten help from the interviewers.
Good luck with getting that job.

#6 - On 02/22/2009 at 4:34am by amelinat

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