[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

#100454 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (7753) - you deserved it (21635)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:22pm - misc - by FailAtLife - United States (Illinois)

More FMLs?

not getting any anymore's life also sucks
Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was...

anon's life also sucks
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring....

damn-it also deserved it
Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

↓ Categories

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: