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Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (2673)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by latenightbite - United States

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How did you NOT notice what a two-timing douchebag he was? He must be really good at acting like a nice guy, or else you're just very unobservant.

Dump him. Now. He's an awful person, and you do NOT want to be with a cheater. He'll die of cirrhosis in five years anyway. :-D Find someone who will respect you and who cares about his own health.

#9 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:16am by snickerdoodles

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I think the OP meant ex-roomate, ex-best friend, and ex-boyfriend. If I'm wrong, then she can only blame herself.

#19 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:29am by blankettt

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