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Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by wolfwolfy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Never expect anything on a first date.....duh

#2 - On 03/13/2010 at 9:54am by Dacoria

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Why do you expect the guy to pay on the first date? You obviously had no intend of paying, so you left your money home in case he did not pay for you. But boohoo he didn't anyway.

Also, you sound like a girl that only orders a salad and then eats half the food of other peoples plates.

#14 - On 03/13/2010 at 10:05am by Ragna

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