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Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17875) - you deserved it (3700)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I'd go for the dog :)

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:07am by Fail_FML

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Time for a new boyfriend! If he doesn't care enough about you to give you any attention, obviously he's ungrateful for you uprooting your life to help him.

I'm a little confused. Do you mean that you uprooted your life to "help" him by making him feel good about having a live-in sex partner? Or do you mean that you uprooted your life to help him recover from drugs or something? If it's the former, YDI bigtime. If it's the latter, FYL.

#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am by snickerdoodles

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