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Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13046) - you deserved it (2772)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I'd go for the dog :)

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:07am by Fail_FML

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I agree with doodles.
there's no reason for you to stay with him if he's not even giving you attention. you should have known before you moved in how he treats you, if he didn't give much attention before you moved in then why would he now?

#13 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:30am by NeonBunBun

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