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Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (5499)

On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did.

HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again.

Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

#13 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:15am by BLNovelist

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wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

#9 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:12am by MyThoughtsR

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