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Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12197) - you deserved it (32675)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

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I wish I had taken a look at the username and learnt that OP is either 12 or at least at the mental level of a 12-year-old, before clicking FYL.

#12 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:18pm by cocacola999

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That's just uncool.

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:12pm by n1rvanat1zed

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