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Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7360) - you deserved it (19161)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

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