Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of gloves for my birthday even though he had promised to get me earrings to match my necklace. Funny, he had this terrified look on his face and kept looking for something else in the box but he wouldn't say why. FML
Buy him a silver cock-ring to match the brass one you got 'him' last year. Make sure it's XXL :]
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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