Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

by happybirthday / 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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  • Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of gloves for my birthday even though he had promised to get me earrings to match my necklace. Funny, he had this terrified look on his face and kept looking for something else in the box but he wouldn't say why. FML

    #8 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:04pm by I_am_stupid_also

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  • Buy him a silver cock-ring to match the brass one you got 'him' last year. Make sure it's XXL :]

    #10 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:05pm by mercyFML

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