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Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35597) - you deserved it (3084)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I think you just found your out.... Run!

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:05am by Jimboom

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did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?

#2 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:06am by nibawan

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