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Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (3300)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)

#41 - On 03/04/2010 at 8:33pm by perdix

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that sucks :/

#15 - On 03/04/2010 at 7:53pm by yoitssabrina

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