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Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31002) - you deserved it (4811)

On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)

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Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...

#3 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:07am by ayamefan13

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wow what an ass..

#1 - On 03/02/2010 at 10:06am by sxychik

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