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Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19128) - you deserved it (4660)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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change the batteries

#7 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:13am by facingforeverr

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that sucksss

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 3:09am by shlee053

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