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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8680) - you deserved it (26703)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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