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Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now...
Anger management FTW.

Revenge is a dish served cold.

#9 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:14am by TomasT

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Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you.
Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.

#14 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:23am by Emrysa

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