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Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 3:58am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (California)

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wow, selfish bitch, Fyl man :(

fail to #2

#3 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:09am by Kcired

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Wow, this is word for word what happened to me, and she was from Cali too. Does she live near San Fransisco?

So in conclusion "Same B*tch, Different C*nt"

#18 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:24am by m11583

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