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Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (2785)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

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dump that fucker.

#7 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:10am by hk

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Your boyfriend probably thinks people respawn in real life like in CoD.

#15 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:15am by FernandoTorres

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