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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (2257)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?

#1 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:10am by katplayer

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You didn't tell her about your sister studying abroad before?

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:11am by ichtudirweh

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