Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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katplayer 4

Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?

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curley18 3

well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.

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Ihatefakefmls 2

I seriously see this kind of FML all the time. Why the hell don't you just tell your girlfriend it's your sister? YDI for being a moron.

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Scourge87 0

Isn't this like an old gag ? Not to say it couldn't happen again, to a boyfriend with communication deficiencies again, but then again...

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PuPeT_KaI 0

Explain before you complain to the Internet. Makes you just sound like a douche. <3 ;3

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Eddie_Paints 0

Typhani, you changed your picture. Noooo!!! :(

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breeannarose 0

omg dude that sucks!

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wazdog 4

Can I have your sister's number?

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caomei 0

blood is thicker then water, remember that! always...

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Hanban 0

But his other fluids are thicker than blood.

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cocainewhore 30

The full saying is 'blood of the coven is thicker than water of the womb' meaning that the people you choose in your life are likely to have a stronger bond than the family you have no choice about.

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astro2 0

shutup puppet kai, if she would listen he wouldnt be in this mess. You mean he has to beg like a dog just to get his point out?she didnt even see it in person and still has the nerve to dump him i say bitch slap her friends, make her realuse she was wrong then when she forgives u dump her ass. if your sis is that hot maybe you should do her instead, incest is hot

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